you cant live with them, but you cant fuck beer
the hole in the bottlle or can is too small for even a baby dick. I guess i will have to fuck women.
by chip ezzy February 18, 2011

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wi-men The root of all evil.
Person A: What got us kicked out of the garden of Eden?

Person B: That bitch with the 70's porn pubes between her legs tempted Adam with a healthy apple while he was eating doritos and watching the game. He took one bite and Morgan Freeman bitch slapped his ass out of the garden along with his bitch wife. Afterwards, she started nagging about how this would not have happened if he paid more attention to her and then she wondered off subject until she started blaming him for the five extra pounds she gained since she left the garden.

Person A: So women fucked us over?

Person B: Damn straight.
by uzi killer January 30, 2011

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Common household accessory.
Sammich maker.
Please note: Best results achieved if placed in or around the kitchen.

Also note: It is wise to not allow women to come in contact with money as it will magically dissapear as if David Blaine were present.
by Teh-Magik-Waffle August 30, 2011

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Parasites that use a weak appearance with less muscle mass to lure prey (men), and latch onto them with their vaginas. Once connected they inject a fluid called pleasure along with a venom known as guilt trips that keep their victim paralyzed yet hopelessly bamboozled as they proceed to drain precious money, time and marijuana from them.
Christine: Hold on, I have to go check my phone.

Chase: Wait, hold on. Pay your half of the check first.

Christine: What? I thought this was a date.

Chase: Yeah, you damn parasite. But that doesn't mean that I have to pay for EVERYTHING. You fucking tapeworm...

Christine: *puts $8 on the table* Damn then, here.*Walks away*

Chase: Damn women, thinking I'll always fall for that bullshit..
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Women:
Extremely expensive, extremely time consuming, extremely upsetting, extremely complicated, extremely high maintenance, extremely annoying at times, & extremely emotional all the time. Women also make some very bad cooks, so be careful. Backstabbing gold digging bitches.
Women are extremely complicated & expensive, but men are easy & cheap. Men are easy like the controls to bicycles & women are extremely complicated & expensive like controls to a Space shuttle. You will never understand women, so give up & go with the flow.

Women can cause men to feel extreme anger & intense regret
Your stereotypical woman is a gold digging self centered bitch who is willing to lie, cheat, kill, & steal to get ahead in life.
by jugernaut76 December 20, 2010

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Kitchen worker.
Man: " Go be a women and make me a sammich "
by Buttsac! March 14, 2011

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The thing that belongs in the kitchen.
Go make me a sandwhich women!
by MarieBetch March 19, 2011

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