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A thing that god put on the earth to serve its Man in full by giving him food and sex whenever he says so. Often referred to as "Bitch" or "Ho"
1. Hey bitch! Get back in the kitchen.

2. Come here and suck my dick bitch!

3. I had to put down my woman yesterday.
by ShitOnASandwhich January 07, 2012
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An ancient, but still existing, being that no one is sure how it works. They are often known as sluts, skanks and you can figure out the rest. No one knows even to this day what they truly are. Some say that they are the opposite of a man.
Chris: So I was hitting of this one woman and-
Aidan: Wait, what's a woman?
Chris: I'm not sure.
by UrBad4152 January 13, 2015
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No woman has a soul.
by Mark Snicher April 06, 2005
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Me: You are inferior.
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet
by Not Matthew Gentry March 21, 2005
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noun. plural form of the word woman.

a very rare specimen to find. understands their place, reason for existence, and job in the universe. the mature form of girls. loving, caring, and nurturing female humans.
women are rare because most of the female humans are just older girls who have still not matured.
by mhb May 02, 2006
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The other half of the human race; and therefore human! NOT a whore, slut, dog, dishwasher, or sex object (I know thats a surprise to many). Equal to, however different from, men. Not as physically strong to body make-up and fat content. They generally make up 60% of universities...
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!
James: Have you met my woman Belle; she just graduated from Law school and I think she is important..
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.
by severa February 09, 2009
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Gender opposite of MALE. Are prone to slight anorexia, attraction to interacting with other "WOMEN", obtaining useless goods, (Also reffered to as shopping ) sharing intense hate and gossip with other women ( backstabbing ) and trying to prove they are superior to men.
Habitats include mud pile, ghetto, slum, city, and near the telephone. Women can remember a negative event with another woman and will preform certain rituals when they sense that woman. Extremely attracted to currency and men with a large currency deposits. Many are much less prone to sexual urges than man but will do anything to please them. Most women are hypocritical and will try to pick out any inperfection of anyone, and constantly blindly accuse their husbands of cheating. Those that do so are 75 percent more likely to maintain 2 active sexual relationships at once.

Most women claim men are inferior as stated earlier and usually their only backup is that "They have the Kids" and that "They put up with the stress". These accusations will continue to occur even if the Man does the backbreaking work and watches the kids just as much as the women does. In reality, the female brain simply "amplifies" the effect of normal stress as a result as a womens increased sensitivity.
And, ladies we WOULD have the kids if we COULD so you would all stop bitching about it. Anything for you, honey. Isn't that how it ALWAYS is?
Every women on Earth, minus YOU, right?
by Tyler Edge February 05, 2006
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