A biological collection of polygons strategically placed in such a manner that, upon visual stimulation, would cause a male homosapien's penis to fill with blood. Said polygons include, but are not limited to, an irregular concave located between the legs and two conics on the anterior of the torso.
I tried to use integral calculus to determine the volume of the two conic sections that protrude off the chest of a woman. However, when I came in for a closer inspection, the collection of polygons stabbed me and claimed sexual harassment. The things I do for the evolution of mathematics...
by mnp2 March 10, 2006
A passable alternative to masturbation.
Oftentimes I envy those with girlfriends, married men, lesbians even, anyone with a woman in their life. I yearn for their touch, their scent, the warmth of another in my bed. Someone to care for, to talk to. A lifelong companion to have childen with and grow old together. I reminisce on loves lost, and wonder where it went wrong. I contemplate the mysterious girl I'm so attracted to who is so elusive and wonder what a man must do to prove himself worthy of her. I sleep and dream of living happily ever after and awake to find myself bitterly alone. Then I have a wank and instantly remember what dicks women are.
by Okotoimako October 30, 2011
A thing that god put on the earth to serve its Man in full by giving him food and sex whenever he says so. Often referred to as "Bitch" or "Ho"
1. Hey bitch! Get back in the kitchen.

2. Come here and suck my dick bitch!

3. I had to put down my woman yesterday.
by ShitOnASandwhich January 07, 2012
Someone who better stop insulting men on UD or will get reported somehow.
Woman, we know we've fucked you uncountable times, but SHUT THE HELL UP.
by anony-fucking-mous May 28, 2011
Those who truly hold supremacy over man and are the reason for all of his vices and vice versa. If women didn't want men to be powerful they would never turn into power hungry murdering psychotics who look at them as if they were nothing more than sperm deposits. If men didn't want women to be bitchy, moody, and overly sensitive, then they should stop chasing after the girl who seems the most stuck up and pissy at the bar.
Man: I'm tired of crazy bitches so I'm going to get blitzed and look for the biggest stuck up bitch I can find at the club so that I'll wind up back at square one.

Woman: I dumped my lawyer boyfriend cause he was a misogynistic asshole who insulted my intelligence at every opportunity. Now I'm better off because I'm with a rich doctor who gives me stupid pet names and control every aspect of my life.
by uzi killer September 18, 2011
A portable sandwich making machine, but can also double up as a personal sex machine.
I really fancy a sandwich...Where's the woman?
by AyHach October 05, 2011
Something to fuck when a man or lesbian is done smoking cigarettes and beating inferior animals.
Where's that woman, I need to fuck something and the only thing I have is the lifeless body of this cat I just beat the shit out of.
by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011

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