The spawn of satan
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
by TheguynamedToby February 19, 2014
The opposite of man, of whom are praised and worshipped in American society, when in actuality are as filthy and nasty as men themselves.
by Elrith October 28, 2011
A woman is some sort of weird animal no one really understands , this thing we call "woman" suffers from rapid mood swings, changing moods about every 1 to 2 hours. The "woman" seems to piss blood once a month in order to mate with the superior (super cool) male species. The "woman" feels most comfortable in her natural habitat other wise referred to as the Kitchen.
*Dad there is a wild animal in the kitchen!
*Stay calm son! That's a woman, ask her for a sandwich and she won't hurt you!
by Mordiac April 06, 2014
only three words can describe this species, and every male, rich or poor, cool or not, recognizes this as truth.
Cooking, cleaning, and vagina
A: what is women?
B: ?
by every man in the world 2 October 29, 2013
Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless cumdumpsters who vote up and post their feminazi opinions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their used, rotten vaginas out that people are complaining about their retarded feminazi drivel whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down female chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at feminism and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: misogynist female who votes down chauvinistic, feminist stupidity and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
A casual, inconvenient truth? Well, seems like that woman had her jimmies rustled.

Women are only useful for 4 things: Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas, and their Sisters' Vaginas.
by A serious, convenient truth June 11, 2012
The super epic thing that has not just a vagina but boobs, ass, legs, hair, and soft skin. WHAT ALL'S I GOT IS A DICK.....NOT FAIR.....

P.S. I am a guy

I LOVE DAH shut up you masturbating skanks or else you are gonna be stuck masturbating for the rest of your life!!!
Women rule the earth and should enslave the men...DONE!!!...
by AnOnYmOuS15 May 01, 2012
Less dominant version of a male until around the modern era when they began receiving "rights" there by taking control of the male population often leaving them "whipped". Typically women are precieved as kind loving caring and at times erotic to the ones they love, but for those who are nothing but dickless douches and/or sluts there is a saying, "bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks." this phase which happens each month sometimes by choice is known as but not relating to "the time of troubles" aka "hell on earth." during this period I caution all men and women in control to be wary. They usually reside in da kitchen, assume something's wrong if elsewhere.
by Iamaman August 08, 2012

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