A species that I wholeheartedly wish to eradicate. The dawn is set for a new age. An age without strife, pain, suffering. An age without the eternal plague of woman. The time has come for man to become self sufficient. Woman have become obsolete. Science will sustain us. We will put them down humanely, I assure you. Now, you may ask, what is the call for this? To which I reply, read some of the Urban Dictionary entries. A war is coming, and we must be the first to strike.

Ah, that felt good. But really, all the girls out there writng awful definitions about men, may I just say that I am deeply offended. Trust me, we aren't ALL mysoginistic dipshits. And don't go calling me one, either. Read some of your own definitions about men, and you'll understand why writing that was necesary. Honestly, how can you expect people NOT to write stuff like what you're all complaining about if you're going to write stuff like that?

Ok, third section. Time get cracking. A woman is the female counterpart to a man. Like some men are woman hating shitheads that all other men hold in utmost contempt, some woman are men hating shitheads, with the diffirence being that their sexism is regarded with respect.
Shithead man: Man, woman are nothing but sex toys!

Other man: Um... screw you.

Shithead woman: Men should be erased from the surface of the planet!

Other woman: I totally respect that!

Note: I honestly don't give a damn what your gender is, so long as you aren't a total asshole. So don't think I'm sexist for saying that some woman are jerks, because that is true, just like some men are jerks.
by Retyopy August 04, 2011
One of the most complicated types of humans there is in the world. they never know for sure what they want and when they do know it is what they don't deserve or should not have. Women tend to nag and argue a lot. They are the opposite of men and one of the most beautiful creatures on earth.
There is not enough women to please me.
by jpo408! November 21, 2011
the useless skin around a pussy
"Don't pay attention to that woman, it's what's down south that matters."
by jkc9109 January 28, 2009
Less dominant version of a male until around the modern era when they began receiving "rights" there by taking control of the male population often leaving them "whipped". Typically women are precieved as kind loving caring and at times erotic to the ones they love, but for those who are nothing but dickless douches and/or sluts there is a saying, "bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks." this phase which happens each month sometimes by choice is known as but not relating to "the time of troubles" aka "hell on earth." during this period I caution all men and women in control to be wary. They usually reside in da kitchen, assume something's wrong if elsewhere.
by Iamaman August 08, 2012
The extra skin around the vagina.
Marty: Hey, what's the name for loose skin around the vagina?

Mitchell: That's the woman, baby.
by urbanman454 May 14, 2012
Only good for three things.. Cooking, Cleaning, and Vaginas.
Your mom, is such a woman.
by Women don't deserve dreams. October 31, 2009
Multi-purpose device created for cooking, cleaning and fucking. Malfunctions more often than not. Commonly referred to as bitch, slut, whore etc.
"Make me a sandwich woman!"
"Clean the fucking house woman!"
"Get the fuck back in bed woman!"
by f1sht4rd December 11, 2011

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