Contains two definitions for men:

For Douche Fucks: Women (n); a piece of meat.

For Nice Guys: Women (n) The female of your species which you actual want something besides sex from. After much labor a relationship can be formed with them, personal like. After a while everything you do for the will be taken for granted, no matter what it is (ie. money, love, support, a part of yourself) and they will no longer feel "special". Unless immediately acted upon this will result in everything being your fault, including wrongs against you.
DF "Yo, woman! Your too drunk, so ima take advantage of you now, ya dumb bitch.

NG " NO!_____(girl who I've always liked) don't go he's a Douche Fuck!!

Womens "Awe you sooo nice (as proceeding to fuck the Douche Fuck and then complain later about no nice guys)
by jackbefuckedover March 01, 2012
The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
by TheguynamedToby February 19, 2014
A woman is some sort of weird animal no one really understands , this thing we call "woman" suffers from rapid mood swings, changing moods about every 1 to 2 hours. The "woman" seems to piss blood once a month in order to mate with the superior (super cool) male species. The "woman" feels most comfortable in her natural habitat other wise referred to as the Kitchen.
*Dad there is a wild animal in the kitchen!
*Stay calm son! That's a woman, ask her for a sandwich and she won't hurt you!
by Mordiac April 06, 2014
only three words can describe this species, and every male, rich or poor, cool or not, recognizes this as truth.
Cooking, cleaning, and vagina
A: what is women?
B: ?
by every man in the world 2 October 29, 2013
Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless cumdumpsters who vote up and post their feminazi opinions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their used, rotten vaginas out that people are complaining about their retarded feminazi drivel whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down female chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at feminism and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: misogynist female who votes down chauvinistic, feminist stupidity and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
A casual, inconvenient truth? Well, seems like that woman had her jimmies rustled.

Women are only useful for 4 things: Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas, and their Sisters' Vaginas.
by A serious, convenient truth June 11, 2012
The opposite of man, of whom are praised and worshipped in American society, when in actuality are as filthy and nasty as men themselves.
by Elrith October 28, 2011
A species that I wholeheartedly wish to eradicate. The dawn is set for a new age. An age without strife, pain, suffering. An age without the eternal plague of woman. The time has come for man to become self sufficient. Woman have become obsolete. Science will sustain us. We will put them down humanely, I assure you. Now, you may ask, what is the call for this? To which I reply, read some of the Urban Dictionary entries. A war is coming, and we must be the first to strike.

Ah, that felt good. But really, all the girls out there writng awful definitions about men, may I just say that I am deeply offended. Trust me, we aren't ALL mysoginistic dipshits. And don't go calling me one, either. Read some of your own definitions about men, and you'll understand why writing that was necesary. Honestly, how can you expect people NOT to write stuff like what you're all complaining about if you're going to write stuff like that?

Ok, third section. Time get cracking. A woman is the female counterpart to a man. Like some men are woman hating shitheads that all other men hold in utmost contempt, some woman are men hating shitheads, with the diffirence being that their sexism is regarded with respect.
Shithead man: Man, woman are nothing but sex toys!

Other man: Um... screw you.

Shithead woman: Men should be erased from the surface of the planet!

Other woman: I totally respect that!

Note: I honestly don't give a damn what your gender is, so long as you aren't a total asshole. So don't think I'm sexist for saying that some woman are jerks, because that is true, just like some men are jerks.
by Retyopy August 04, 2011

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