women are things with vaginas that lie to men and steal their money.
Most women are hypergamous, solipsistic, co-dependant, materialistic, and vain.
by Hawn Gnarley July 26, 2014
Contains two definitions for men:

For Douche Fucks: Women (n); a piece of meat.

For Nice Guys: Women (n) The female of your species which you actual want something besides sex from. After much labor a relationship can be formed with them, personal like. After a while everything you do for the will be taken for granted, no matter what it is (ie. money, love, support, a part of yourself) and they will no longer feel "special". Unless immediately acted upon this will result in everything being your fault, including wrongs against you.
DF "Yo, woman! Your too drunk, so ima take advantage of you now, ya dumb bitch.

NG " NO!_____(girl who I've always liked) don't go he's a Douche Fuck!!

Womens "Awe you sooo nice (as proceeding to fuck the Douche Fuck and then complain later about no nice guys)
by jackbefuckedover March 01, 2012
a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
by Dikk Fitzwelll October 31, 2012
A species that I wholeheartedly wish to eradicate. The dawn is set for a new age. An age without strife, pain, suffering. An age without the eternal plague of woman. The time has come for man to become self sufficient. Woman have become obsolete. Science will sustain us. We will put them down humanely, I assure you. Now, you may ask, what is the call for this? To which I reply, read some of the Urban Dictionary entries. A war is coming, and we must be the first to strike.

Ah, that felt good. But really, all the girls out there writng awful definitions about men, may I just say that I am deeply offended. Trust me, we aren't ALL mysoginistic dipshits. And don't go calling me one, either. Read some of your own definitions about men, and you'll understand why writing that was necesary. Honestly, how can you expect people NOT to write stuff like what you're all complaining about if you're going to write stuff like that?

Ok, third section. Time get cracking. A woman is the female counterpart to a man. Like some men are woman hating shitheads that all other men hold in utmost contempt, some woman are men hating shitheads, with the diffirence being that their sexism is regarded with respect.
Shithead man: Man, woman are nothing but sex toys!

Other man: Um... screw you.

Shithead woman: Men should be erased from the surface of the planet!

Other woman: I totally respect that!

Note: I honestly don't give a damn what your gender is, so long as you aren't a total asshole. So don't think I'm sexist for saying that some woman are jerks, because that is true, just like some men are jerks.
by Retyopy August 04, 2011
The opposite of man, of whom are praised and worshipped in American society, when in actuality are as filthy and nasty as men themselves.
by Elrith October 28, 2011
The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
by TheguynamedToby February 19, 2014
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