They smell nice and are nice to look at.........
Split personality, says one thing, wants another. Feeds on the kindness of nice guys, lusts for the guy who will treat her like shit. Always looking to replace broken daddy who touched her inappropriately giving her the initial idea of love. A creature completely reliant on gut reactions and feelings and speaks accordingly. Illogical and callow, wishes she was a man. If chemically altered will probably never come back. Would rather be miserable than loved.
Women are a reflection of their fathers.
by Heartbreaker_hillbilly September 24, 2016

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An ancient, but still existing, being that no one is sure how it works. They are often known as sluts, skanks and you can figure out the rest. No one knows even to this day what they truly are. Some say that they are the opposite of a man.
Chris: So I was hitting of this one woman and-
Aidan: Wait, what's a woman?
Chris: I'm not sure.
by UrBad4152 January 13, 2015

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i bloke that is both vain and girly, but isnt gay. (or wont admit to it...)
that changin rooms geezer (apparantly)
by lemon December 30, 2004

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A Kitchen Utensil
Wheres my woman? I need the dishes washed!!
by RadgieRoaster10 August 01, 2016

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a man's bitch to fuck when ever
hey women get me a fucking sandwich and then we'll fuck you bitch
by heindern September 19, 2016

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Girl= money+time.
Time is consuming .
Money is the source of all evil.
Thus mean that...
EVIL+TIME CONSUMPTION= A Woman
GUY 1 : I HATE EM'!
GUY 2 : YEP-_-! I have no money cause of Women
GUY 3 : SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN LAID IN A WHILE.
by ICanBuildASpaceship November 04, 2015

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Ovary scum.
I'm kidding, this human being has boobs and a uterus
Look at that woman!
by Smalls232 October 01, 2015

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