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womansex (-0.448)
what you call a girl when they piss you off/make u frustrated. used in jest, very slightly sexist.
GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!!

PLEASE, shut yer mouth woman!!!
by da booze man November 26, 2006
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Womensex (-0.259)
A tool used by men to produce more off-spring.

The woman is quite an interesting creature, most of the time it would use it's physical appearance to incapacitate a male.
The creature spends the rest of it's time producing an internal conflict within it's own mind, causing it to be particularly frail.

After the female has incapacitated a male, it would use that male for protection, pleasure and resources like jewelry, expensive wine, an excessive amount of clothing, potato chips.

Leaving the male to teach the child the values that are important for survival.
On a Generic Street:
Bill: "Hey look at that woman over there, she is independent, and beautiful, I think I have found my mate."
Samuel: "Go get her tiger!"
Bill: "Meoooow."

Bill approaches the Woman:
Bill: "Hey baby we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!"
Jane: "OK!"

Six years later:
Bill: "I thought she was independent, it was all just a ruse to seduce me... She has over 40 pairs of $200 shoes, 60 t-shirts that she never wears... And the child is having trouble in school. I don't know what to do..."
Samuel: "I told you she was trouble... All women are evil!"
Bill: "SHUT THE FUCK UP SAMUEL YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT AND YOU KNOW IT."
by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016
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Womenname (-0.125)
They are the most beautiful creatures on earth.

They should not be pushed down, instead empowered.
They should not be treated unfair and unjust, instead treated as equals.

The uniqueness of each of them should not be dismissed instead celebrated.

Their talents and skills should not be pushed aside, instead appreciated.

They are all beautiful in their own utterly amazing way.
by Atotaloil June 27, 2016
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womenname (-0.448)
Credited for being bad drivers.
Yet it's not their fault, it's becuase they're near sighted, due to them being convinced by men over and over that this ---------- is eight inches.
Women: Can't live with them, can't live without them.
by Fuckitall June 30, 2006
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womansex (-0.593)
1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.
by YarPirate August 20, 2005
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womenwork (-0.018)
"Women are velociraptors with breasts"
by thunderseethe March 30, 2012
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Womansex (-0.254)
The female of the human species, and the opposite gender to "man". Women were NOT created to torment men. They were NOT created for sexual pleasure. They are NOT superior to men. They are NOT inferior. Women are people. Not goddesses. Not sandwich machines. Not horrific monsters. Women are capable of emotions. Yes, they have hormones and "That Time of Month". Yes, PMS makes them irritable. But, gentlemen, are you really any better?

"We have, ultimately, SuPERIOR logic, because we are MEN, and MEN are unable to bear children."
"Woman! Make me a sandwich!"
"DEFINITION OF 'WOMAN: The useless skin around the pussy'"

Basics

Women develop faster hormonally than men, being attracted to males earlier in life and being capable of reproducing earlier, in some cases. Women have menstrual periods and "Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome" (PMS). They are capable of producing children, if an egg (released during menstruation) is fertilized by male sperm. I know, I sound gross, but not as bad as what some people post. Women have breasts, which many men find attractive. (For those of you got your "education" from the internet, breasts are also called "Boobs", "tits" "Titties" "Puppies" etc) Need I describe the female genitalia? I'm not going to get gross like that, thanks a lot. A girl turns into a woman sometime during adolescence. Different people think that it starts at different times, but many underage "girls" have the hormones of a "woman", so it's still undetermined.

Feminazis

Men criticize "Feminazis" or, to put it bluntly, radical feminists. Some feminists ARE illogical. But quite a few of the precious chosen gender are too.

God created living beings equal

Eve was from Adam's rib. Of course, she was gullible enough to believe Satan, but Adam was arrogant enough to take what he knew was from the forbidden tree, so they share equally in the Sin.

Menstruation Related criticism

"You can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
"Women act completely irrational, and just say, 'Ooh, it was PMS!'"
"Women have periods and get all emotional from estrogen."
We hear skepticism like this in many definitions. In actuality, estrogen is partially the cause, but a lot of it is because her period raises testosterone levels, making her, (dare I say it) the equivalent of a slightly hormonal MAN!
The junior high girl had a panic attack and screamed at her teacher due to PMS, and was taunted by her male classmates for the rest of the semester. Several years later, in high school, the said male classmates were incapable of even becoming friends with, let alone dating, the opposite gender. Their classmates from middle school just had too many friends who they talked to. The unfortunate young girl, all the same, grew up to be a respectable woman.
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