what you call a girl when they piss you off/make u frustrated. used in jest, very slightly sexist.

PLEASE, shut yer mouth woman!!!
by da booze man November 26, 2006
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A tool used by men to produce more off-spring.

The woman is quite an interesting creature, most of the time it would use it's physical appearance to incapacitate a male.
The creature spends the rest of it's time producing an internal conflict within it's own mind, causing it to be particularly frail.

After the female has incapacitated a male, it would use that male for protection, pleasure and resources like jewelry, expensive wine, an excessive amount of clothing, potato chips.

Leaving the male to teach the child the values that are important for survival.
On a Generic Street:
Bill: "Hey look at that woman over there, she is independent, and beautiful, I think I have found my mate."
Samuel: "Go get her tiger!"
Bill: "Meoooow."

Bill approaches the Woman:
Bill: "Hey baby we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!"
Jane: "OK!"

Six years later:
Bill: "I thought she was independent, it was all just a ruse to seduce me... She has over 40 pairs of $200 shoes, 60 t-shirts that she never wears... And the child is having trouble in school. I don't know what to do..."
Samuel: "I told you she was trouble... All women are evil!"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016
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They are the most beautiful creatures on earth.

They should not be pushed down, instead empowered.
They should not be treated unfair and unjust, instead treated as equals.

The uniqueness of each of them should not be dismissed instead celebrated.

Their talents and skills should not be pushed aside, instead appreciated.

They are all beautiful in their own utterly amazing way.
by Atotaloil June 27, 2016
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Credited for being bad drivers.
Yet it's not their fault, it's becuase they're near sighted, due to them being convinced by men over and over that this ---------- is eight inches.
Women: Can't live with them, can't live without them.
by Fuckitall June 30, 2006
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1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.
by YarPirate August 20, 2005
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"Women are velociraptors with breasts"
by thunderseethe March 30, 2012
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Amazing,lovely,girlfriend,love,wife,amazing and sexy
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