A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.
Did you see Paul and Pedro at the bar last weekend. Those guys are straight Wombats.
by X-Ray Cat March 09, 2006
(noun) A single woman aged 21-34 who has a child. She tries harder than a normal woman with no kids to look hot and will typically do more in bed in order to attract a mate to help support her and raise her child. Indicators include: a lot of eye shadow, lives with her parents, lets you do crazy things to her in bed in order to prove her worth.
See similar: Cougar.
I went home with a Wombat last night and then played videogames with her son in the morning.
by Warrior Zohan March 02, 2011
A Wombat is a beat-ass female nocturnal creature usually found hunting unsuspecting drunk males in your local bar with no regard for human decency.
Syn: Swamp-Donkey, War-Pig, Bat, Gremlin, Wild Animal,
by Apt#2- 3 Annabella St. UD April 21, 2003
A small furry creature from Australia which likes to eat roots and leaves. More commonly used to describe a person who is only interested in 1 night stands where the word "root" is similarised to the meaning to fuck.
P1: "is he looking for a girlfriend?"
P2: "no, he's a wombat. He eats, roots and leaves"
by Tombeijing August 23, 2006
A clingy, stalker-ish girl who is both socially awkward and outlandish in romantic situations. Wombats are known to give countless ultimatums, have problems with drug/alcohol and have issue with rejection.

Wombat applies strictly to women, where as a man with the same characteristics is known as a Dingo.
Told ya she's a Wombat!
by Gidgetsflow.com June 06, 2010
This term refers to the act of eating, rooting and then leaving in quick sucession, with mimimal time for cuddling after the sex act. This is in reference to the Australian marsupial, the wombat, which only eats roots and leaves.
George had to pull a wombat on Rachael so he could get home to his wife before she suspected any evidence of their steamy affair.
by apathy2153 January 28, 2009
An amazing, cuddly, adorable little critter that is more than just the biggest marsupial!!

Comes in three designer types:

Egyptian, German, African
OHMIGAWD look at those wombats!! HE IS SO POOPIN CUTE!!
by TayGoo February 16, 2008

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