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A horny gay boy who masturbates continually and plays with his pubes during daytime hours. He has gigantic ears and works at subway and champion chicken. This boy likes grappling with men too.
Damn that wombat in champion chicken is gay.
by ed knutson June 21, 2006
 
1.
A stocky terrestrial marsupial.
Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.
by TanooKirby June 11, 2003
 
2.
Waste of money, brains and time
Going there was a complete WOMBAT.
by stefan January 14, 2004
 
3.
The thick patch of hair nestled in a man's asscrack. It is often so thick that the owner of the wombat must either use sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.
After a long day of hiking in the woods, Ryan was despondent to find out that his wombat was laden with sweat, lint, and brambles.
by Montay January 10, 2008
 
4.
A fat 4 legged furry creature with the same attitude as us men
Wombat: Eats roots and leaves
by flat6 July 14, 2006
 
5.
An English band! Kind of Indie, really good music
K) Have you heard the new Wombats song?
V) Yeh its great
by Vickstardatrickstar September 30, 2007
 
6.
acronym for Wack Off Master Beats All the Time can also be spelled with 2 T's
I caught my brother jacking again, he is a total WOMBATT
by monty l November 15, 2007
 
7.
A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.
Did you see Paul and Pedro at the bar last weekend. Those guys are straight Wombats.
by X-Ray Cat March 09, 2006