A portable sandwich making machine, but can also double up as a personal sex machine.
I really fancy a sandwich...Where's the woman?
Those who truly hold supremacy over man and are the reason for all of his vices and vice versa. If women didn't want men to be powerful they would never turn into power hungry murdering psychotics who look at them as if they were nothing more than sperm deposits. If men didn't want women to be bitchy, moody, and overly sensitive, then they should stop chasing after the girl who seems the most stuck up and pissy at the bar.
Man: I'm tired of crazy bitches so I'm going to get blitzed and look for the biggest stuck up bitch I can find at the club so that I'll wind up back at square one.
Woman: I dumped my lawyer boyfriend cause he was a misogynistic asshole who insulted my intelligence at every opportunity. Now I'm better off because I'm with a rich doctor who gives me stupid pet names and control every aspect of my life.
Something to fuck when a man or lesbian is done smoking cigarettes and beating inferior animals.
Where's that woman, I need to fuck something and the only thing I have is the lifeless body of this cat I just beat the shit out of.
A member of the human race. Very hard to handle. Indigenous to our ribs. Show extreme caution while approaching one.
Women speak their own language. It's called crazy
you cant live with them, but you cant fuck beer
the hole in the bottlle or can is too small for even a baby dick. I guess i will have to fuck women.
Common household accessory.
Please note: Best results achieved if placed in or around the kitchen.
Also note: It is wise to not allow women to come in contact with money as it will magically dissapear as if David Blaine were present.
Person A: What got us kicked out of the garden of Eden?
Person B: That bitch with the 70's porn pubes between her legs tempted Adam with a healthy apple while he was eating doritos and watching the game. He took one bite and Morgan Freeman bitch slapped his ass out of the garden along with his bitch wife. Afterwards, she started nagging about how this would not have happened if he paid more attention to her and then she wondered off subject until she started blaming him for the five extra pounds she gained since she left the garden.
Person A: So women fucked us over?
Person B: Damn straight.