~Symptoms include at least 10 scary personal experiences while driving per day, most pointless reasons to get distracted, thinking your a better driver than you are even though everyone thoroughly disagrees, doing a 5 point turn just to pull into a mildly packed parking lot just to make you look like a good driver, trying to do makeup while operating a very heavy hunk of metal going 60mph down a road, ect.
~you know who you are.
~this does not apply to all women!!
man2:" Oh it's just a woman driver... most likely someone who sounds like Kyla"
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
Second only in shitty driving to the Chinese
Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."
Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."
Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."
The woman driver joke has been around for about 20 years and for some fucked-up reason people still find it funny. SOME MEN cry and whine about being discriminated against then turn around and degrade us.