1. The process of one grabbing another by the penis, ripping it off, and shoving it up their anus.
"John shut the hell up, or I swear to god I will Wollywhomp you so hard your nipples will explode."
My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.
I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.
My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.