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4.
1) complete Waste Of Life
2) lacking the intelligence to accomplish any goal without the assistance of another
3) the living definition of a hypocrite
4) actual evidence as to the discontinuance of procreation
5) possesses the uncanny ability to eliminate any humor in any situation at any given time
1) Jared
2) anyone you truly dislike
by GOD July 13, 2003
 
1.
Jovial term for someone who says or does something silly
Someone who adds 2 and 2 and gets 5. "What a wolly"
by Luke Walden April 16, 2003
 
2.
A disgusting and awkward creature that eats other wollys. Has a unnatural obsession with knifes. Tends to kill everything they see with a smile on their creepy furry faces. They hail to Ol Pol Dribblets The Windmill The First, which is a windmill on top of a swing set. There are many different breeds of wollys: Heart Wollys, Old Geezer Wollys, Baby Wollys...etc. They enjoy singing disturbing songs in groups of 2 or 3s. There are very stupid and have a bad memory. They use old fashion language, for example they use "ye" and "tis"
Ello Wolly. I'm going to eat you for supper with gravy on top and a pickle in your ear.
 
3.
the act of welching on a pre-arranged bet. if i dont win i don't want to play anymore. an overall douchbag move...
you didn't win in the first few weeks so you don't want to play anymore......."oh come on don't pull a wolly!!!!"
by very big loser October 12, 2007