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To projectile vomit and shit simultaneously, or the act of vomiting and shitting simultaneously. Named for Dr. Jack Wolfson, a cardiologist who stated he has no responsibility to protect others' children from fatal diseases.
I wolfsoned after eating pizza and washing it down with an energy drink. Shit! I think I'm about to wolfson!
by LaughsAngrily February 03, 2015