We ARE... the WOLFPACK
How about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City. You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one woman wolfpack. But when I met Jayne, I knew she was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Jayne joined in later.
They also deny each other and the wolf pack in its entirety when things get too crazy or involve physical confrontation, this includes getting kicked out of parties.
Gay wolf pack member- grabs other men crotch area. He does this with the full knowledge and confidence that the victim will not make a scene (especially at Halloween parties) because it will cause self humiliation.
Drunk that "can't hang"- This member is responsible for drinking the smallest amount of alcohol and getting the most wasted while at the same time promoting the wolf pack name and political agenda. Note- This member is easy to anger and to fuck with, this usually results in him getting kicked out of parties and looking like a bitch.
Clumsy Wolf pack member- Challenges others to drinking games but ends up humiliating himself and humanity by spilling beer all over his shirt and being an overall bitch.
The wolf pack may also have an African-American/nigger/black guy, member in its numbers. This member is responsible for wearing cheap ass gear(clothing) and trying to hate on other peoples shoes. This of course results in his own humiliation and the destruction of his dignity.
Owner of the House/party host- Get the fuck out you fucken drunk bitch.
Drunk wolf pack member-Fuck this party.... WOLF PACK LETS ROLL..... (pounds remaining beer in his can ) while waking away
Wolf pack members- deny the existence of the wolf pack and deny all knowledge of drunk wolf pack member.
Drunk wolf pack member- waits outside in the cold streets for 4 hours thinking that the wolf pack will rise and follow him into glorious victory, but in reality other wolf pack members stay indoors enjoying the party while taking mass shit about drunk wolf pack member.
Drunk wolf pack member most infamous quote " I blackout but i never pass out"
consisting of one black kid who thinks he's top shit and feels the need to howl at everybody at school. 2 cousins who work out and "dip" which is putting an obscene amount of chewing tobacco in your bottom lip, but rip on people who smoke cigarettes, some mexican kid who thinks he's just the funniest guy, but is probably secretly one of their boyfriends, and that kid is the most sarcastic, self absorbed fucking piece of shit kid you'll ever meet. some blonde douche who throws the grossest dips and is an asshole to everybody.
basically, the point of the Wolf Pack is just to hate and rip on kids who arent them. its a group of preps that specifically hate on other preps and decide to fight them. kind of like a north korea vs south korea kinda thing. and if anybody makes a comment about them, or to them; the whole god damn group decides to tear that person apart and just annoy the fuck out of everyone.
The Wolf Pack is nothing but a bunch of piece of shit kids with nothing better to do than assume they are better than everybody else.
Alpha Wolf: "Yeah the whole wolfpack brought girls home!"
Wolfpack Outsider (Rob): "yeah i had a great time"
Alpha Wolf: "Where's Rob?"