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When you get really drunk and take a girl home and sleep with her. In the morning you wake up and realize shes ugly as hell, but your arm is around her and you cant leave the room without waking her up. So you chew through your own arm in order to escape.
Max's thoughts: O shit i was so wasted last.... who is this ugly bitch laying next to me. I got to get out of here *Chew through arm*. Wolfchew
by maxipad246 February 25, 2010

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