A redheaded fuck that has brown eyebrows and a 50/50 ratio of red and brown pubes.
wolbers, how the hell do you have brown eyebrows?
beware of the wolbers, his kind falls in love easily and stays sour about the break up for months to come.
as we can see, the wolbers gives into addictions very easily, quitting and picking up smoking constantly, depending on how whipped he's feeling that week by his girlfriend.
the only way to properly destroy a wolbers is with a tree nut.
hey kids, see that thing sucking the dick of Dave Grohl, lead singer of Food Fighters? we call that a wolbers!