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5. Wogan
a slang term for cocaine
Buzz: got any wogan, mate?

Gav: let's chalk up another line of wogan!
1. wogan
To have a particularly visible hard-on at a particularly inappropriate time. Named after the broadcaster Terry Wogan, who was seen to be packing a bulging erection whilst presenting 'Points of View' on british national television.
'Bloody hell, I can't believe he's got a wogan at his mother's funeral!'
2. wogan
Australian slang which is a mixture of the Australian slang of 'wog' and 'bogan'.

A 'wogan' is a wog that has migrated from Europe to Australia, assimilated so well that they have rejected the style and class usually identified with Europe and veered towards becoming a bogan. They have absolutely no fashion sense; a day out involves going to the Rugby League, drinking copious amountes of alcohol, being loud and obnoxious and spending time working on their hotted up cars listening to Jimmy Barnes.
Look at her, she is a disgrace to wogs. Her parents had so much class when they migrated to Australia but she has become a wogan.
3. wogan
To have a manhood so large, both in girth and in length that it is incredibly visible through a mans trousers. Best displayed in tight fluorescent shorts for a flattering crotchal illusion.
"Did you see Father Jonathon walk past then?"
"Fuck me, he was packin a wogan"
4. Wogan
The piece of cloth that you place between a laptop keyboard and screen. Made popular by the 2006 generation of macbookpro's whose screen was infamous for being marked by the grease from the keyboard.
"where's my wogan!"

"it's there, in your laptop..."
6. Wogan
A person you hate to love. No matter what kind of assholish things the person comes out with, friends somehow keep liking him/her.
You're such a fucking asshole wogan!
That guy, he's such a wogan!
7. Wogan
An adjective describing a person of an abnormally full figure. Used to subtly imply that they are overweight/obese without directly causing offence.
- Derived from the saggy, flabby portion of Terry Wogan's chin.
Look at that Wogan over there! She needs a few less pies!
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