n. Short for WoW hour. A WoWer is the perception of time a World of Warcraft player has while playing. A WoWer is generally longer than a standard hour. Most WoWers are at least 2 hours in real time, possibly more, depending on the level of addiction.
Michael played his game for only a WoWer and was surprised it was 3:30am already.
Wife: "Honey, I bought a new teddy for you. Come see."
Michael: "I'll be there in a WoWer."
Someone who obsessively plays the game World of Warcraft.
Why do we never see Tom anymore?
He's kinda become a WoWer
1. To pleasure one-self in the shower
2. To pleasure one-self in the company of Bower
1. "Hey Jack, you have a nice shower?"
"Yeah, i was feeling horny so took a wower"
2. "Damn that was a good wower, but Bower didnt seem to enjoy it"