replacement word for pissin'
Yo I gots to wizzo.
by Xyrus November 17, 2003
Get the wizzo mug.
v. n. adj.
verb-to smoke weed
noun- weed
adj- to be high
verb- get out the bong and lets wizzo
noun- i just bought an ounce of wizzo
adj- fuck dude, im so wizzoed.
by excessive bluntster February 17, 2005
Get the wizzo mug.
A term or nickname used to describe a computer or technology wizard.
Keith : My laptop just crashed, who should i call ?
Stephen : 'Wizzo' Phelan's the man for the job!
by AppleMacTicTac February 7, 2013
Get the Wizzo mug.
Literally the best osu player to have ever existed, probably can bench press shaquille o'neal, very tall guy and probably the most athletic person i know
Wizzo fced the Apparition
by Mlaxy July 18, 2022
Get the Wizzo mug.
Japanese toy. A Wizzo is round in shape with a head and has latex lips that you can go bladdadadadadadadadadadadadada with with your finger (by making an up and down motion on the lips)

The toy is for ages 5 and up
Why not really spoil your children this christmas and give them a Wizzo. They'll never forget it!
by Elbonio February 24, 2004
Get the Wizzo mug.
A Wizzo is a rare kind of wizard that can only be found in the countries Ruanda and Bolivia. Wizzo's generally have pale buttery-yellow skin that can only be in bad condition. They can be recognised by their extremely sharp fingernails and if you see them, their stumpy toes.

You can also use the word Wizzo to describe an old and stubborn man (that often looks as if they would hug you at any opportunity).
"Wizzo the Wizard! I haven't seen you in so long!"

"You see that man? He's a total Wizzo"
by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021
Get the Wizzo the Wizard mug.
a completely straight thing to say
he's going to make you...

wizzo his wozzo
by Billy Bichititimen February 3, 2005
Get the wizzo the wozzo mug.