Top Definition
A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.
"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"
by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009

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