On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Cleolinda Jones is the pen name of a brilliant writer of hilarious movie parodies. Cleolinda's parodies were first published on her livejournal, but after gaining a massive cult fan following, they have been published as a book as well.

Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.

1.) The girl hanging out in a group of all males (usually within an 18-26 year old age group). Also referred to as a cool gay guy with tits and long hair.

2.) A girl who is so extremely cool that it is often impossible to hear her consistently clever and witty comments over the sound of the awesome radiating from every fiber of her being.

3.) A person who is the topic of an exceptional number of funny stories, to the point that other friends may think she doesn't, in fact, exist. May be considered legendary.

Someone who makes smart aleck, sarcastic comments, often at inappropriate times and usually at someone else's expense.

adjective. used to describe clothing that would be worn by the character Blair Waldorf from the show gossip girl. characterized by preppy expensive looking ruffly shirts, classy skirts, and school uniform attire. Accessories could also be described this way such as headbands and pearls.

2) This could also desicribe bitchy, snobby, witty comments.

Not to be confused with "staus quo," this term refers to a person who always updates their Facebook status to something in order to elicit attention in the form of comments.

Your mum has no legs and lives is a canoe is a statement used by special people to offend special people.

Special people are so special they find pathetic things like this offencive, where as none special people find it hilarious.

I suggest viewing Youtube.com/user/Weazzel2828 for more witty comments like this.