To have smarts/be smart, but usually not in a knowing calculus
at the age of 6 smart, but just being aware and making smart choices. Mostly known for "Keep your wits about you." quote from several films,games and media that date back in the days(medieval etc). Meaning just keep your head up and be smart about what you do, be careful.
Malik decided to get piss drunk right before finals and didn't even study, he failed the test the next day, he sure as hell didn't keep his wits about him.
Take this sharp stick, it's all I have to give you before you venture off onto your jourey... but with just a stick, be sure to keep your wits about you, Sir Mark.
weed in the system.
tyler:whats wrong with him?
joe: hes got W.I.T.S
A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns
would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit
What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.
"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.
MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
Who is this?
Stranger: the cute girl you gave your number to at the party last night :)
You: Which one?
Another of those ridiculous acronyms, meaning What Is That.
Along the lines of OMG
Person One "so we'll meet outside. SMH"
Person Two "SMH? WIT?"
Person One "...... ?"
Person Two "maybe now you'll stop using those stupid acronyms for everything"