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10.
When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.
Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 04, 2004
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1.
King Lebron. Lebron James. What Lebron James has done for the city of Cleveland and the Cavaliers.
We are all witnesses.
by Matt Ammiller May 19, 2006
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2.
to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.
My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!
by J. Hays July 16, 2006
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3.
someone who stays around for a friend so they don't get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.
Margaret I will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.
by Margoballsacks May 19, 2010
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4.
Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.
The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.
by MrsHippy October 05, 2012
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5.
A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
"You want to take a shot?"

"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."

-or-

"Trying to hit this blunt?"

"I think I'll be a witness today."
by Mananayaw September 11, 2009
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6.
Something Jehovah has too much of.
Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003
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7.
To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human
Look! Those boys are witnessing us!
by Casey Jo June 15, 2003
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