When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.
"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010
Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.
by Robiw April 2, 2007
In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.
by Inmyglassprison May 12, 2015
by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021
During intercourse, a well endowed circumcised male will bend over and push his erect penis out towards his ass. Then a woman with a larger sized nose will proceed to stick her nose up his ass while performing felatio.
by Barry Bod December 29, 2021
When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.
Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss
by Poot_er May 6, 2016