Short for "with". See wit.
I'm wit' you.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
weed in the system.
tyler:whats wrong with him?
joe: hes got W.I.T.S
by yelllowpandasdoinbackflips July 11, 2011
A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 15, 2011
What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.
"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
by RossDaBoss October 04, 2008
Who is this?
Stranger: Hey!

You: WIT?

Stranger: the cute girl you gave your number to at the party last night :)

You: Which one?
by drawkcabsihtdaer September 10, 2010
a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.
MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
Another of those ridiculous acronyms, meaning What Is That.
Along the lines of OMG, ROFL, LOL, BRB.
Person One "so we'll meet outside. SMH"
Person Two "SMH? WIT?"
Person One "...... ?"
Person Two "maybe now you'll stop using those stupid acronyms for everything"
by Over all the net/text acronyms November 20, 2011

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