wit
A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 15, 2011
Top Definition
Wit
The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.
He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.
by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005
wit
A quality that few here possess.
Have you read a witty definition on this site? Ever?
by VoodooToast! September 14, 2006
Wit
Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.
Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)
by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010
WIT
acronym for "whore in training".

a generation of kids, (generally pre-teens), who feel that they are older than they actually are.
easily noticed by their attire, which consists of, but is not limited to:
North Face Jackets, clothing from American Eagle, and UGG boots.
"Last night at the movie theater, there were like 10 WITs trying to get into Twilight."
by Anna Ford and Ben Floyd February 02, 2009
Whore In Training. Many W.I.T's begin their training at a young age these days. From observation, I believe the age at which the training commences is 11.
HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS! LOOK AT THAT W.I.T! She's like 12 years old for Christ's sake.
by David Adzhiashvili August 09, 2004
To have smarts/be smart, but usually not in a knowing calculus at the age of 6 smart, but just being aware and making smart choices. Mostly known for "Keep your wits about you." quote from several films,games and media that date back in the days(medieval etc). Meaning just keep your head up and be smart about what you do, be careful.
Malik decided to get piss drunk right before finals and didn't even study, he failed the test the next day, he sure as hell didn't keep his wits about him.

Take this sharp stick, it's all I have to give you before you venture off onto your jourey... but with just a stick, be sure to keep your wits about you, Sir Mark.
by Zure the Dark Being April 16, 2013
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