Wisp

When a man or woman farts but it sounds silent. Usually from having too much butt sex.

Eric: *Wisp*
Justin: Did you just wisp?!?!?!
Eric: Sorry I had gay butt sex last night with Nathan.
Justin: Oh.

by NathanJG123 January 26, 2013

Wisp

Someone stealthy and sneaky. Unnoticable. Like a wisp of smoke, if someone is known as a "wisp" they usually have the skills of a master-ninja.

Dude, did you see that ninja? He was totally a wisp!

Hey, check out this move I learned, I think it may put me at wisp status.

by thedudewiththefaceandhair... April 19, 2010

Wisp

Lisp with a lisp

"A wisp is how someone wist a wisp qould say wisp"

"Biggus Dickus isa verwy good fwiend"

by Mike Big Hock September 11, 2019

Wisp

When a fringe is too long, and brushed to the side, the section that flicks up. The most fucking annoying fringe to tame and maintain.

Omg, What's with the wisp? Cut your fringe already.
It's there forever, don't you understand.

by Stacey and Teresa May 23, 2008

Wisp

A cross between a wuss and a wimp.

Shawn: C'mon Monica, let me pinch you.
Monica: Um, no.
Shawn: Wow Monica, you're such a wisp.

by Shawny Bizzle May 21, 2008

Wisp

When someone farts in their hand and wipes their hand on your face. Preferably the mouth and nose.

I let my girlfriend wisp me.

by Gaza4everas1goneanex1born January 3, 2023

wisp

a wonderful tool, used to brush teeth. though, it is much more than merely brushing teeth. has a bead at the center of the brush that squirts a delightful minty burst into your mouth. just an all round fabulous mechanism. can also be used in verb form, as in "wisping".

"Did you see that wisp the blonde had? It was spectacular!" -Sally

"Wisping is what I do in my free time; I usually wisp at a crisp pace." -Tom

by WispingAway April 4, 2011