Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"
I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate
just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......
Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"
You: No thanks, we're just looking.
Store salesman: We have a 20% off sale on merchandise that nobody purchased last fall.
Your friend: Please don't badger us with your sales pitch.
store salesman: No problem, would you like to sign up for the club membership discount card and receive a marginal 10% discount off of already discounted items and junk mail at your home address. It's "free".
You: Let's get outta here; this guy is a Wisconsin badger.
Your friend: Later WB we're outta here.