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10. Wiper
August 3, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
In the sport of paintball, someone who "wipes" the paint off of them if they are hit, in order to stay in the game.
Man, I know i hit that dude like 3 times!

Yea, hes a cheatin' wiper!
by Spyder Nov 29, 2004 add a video
1. Wiper
Entry level position in the engine room of a Merchant Ship of the United States.

Duties include maintaining cleanliness of engine room machinery and gangways, bilge detail, and painting/chipping paint in the engineroom.
Mike served as a Wiper aboard a Shell Oil tanker for a few months before moving up to Oiler.
2. Wiper
When you take a huge, pasty shit and your asshole is caked in your fecal matter resulting in the use of half of the toilet paper roll.
God damn that shit was a wiper. I had to take a shower after that one.
3. Wiper
The person who is responsible for cleaning up the stars of an adult film. Normally this is the male dichotomy of a "fluffer"
---End of First Scene---
Director: "Hey, I need a wiper to clean up Jenna for the next set!"

Wiper: "yes!"
4. Wiper
A wiper is often used to describe the penis of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others.
Jimmy is always in trouble for having his wiper out and wiping Maratha in class.
5. wiper
A really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect.
*BRRRRRRrip* Oh yeah, that's a wiper!
6. wiper
PG rated word for person who is an asswipe.
Harry Reid's public shit for brains lies make him a real wiper.
7. wiper
Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)
Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.
by Ceanothus Mar 7, 2004 add a video
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