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Entry level position in the engine room of a Merchant Ship of the United States.
Duties include maintaining cleanliness of engine room machinery and gangways, bilge detail, and painting/chipping paint in the engineroom. Mike served as a Wiper aboard a Shell Oil tanker for a few months before moving up to Oiler.
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When you take a huge, pasty shit and your asshole is caked in your fecal matter resulting in the use of half of the toilet paper roll. God damn that shit was a wiper. I had to take a shower after that one.
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The person who is responsible for cleaning up the stars of an adult film. Normally this is the male dichotomy of a "fluffer" ---End of First Scene---
Director: "Hey, I need a wiper to clean up Jenna for the next set!" Wiper: "yes!" |
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A wiper is often used to describe the penis of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others. Jimmy is always in trouble for having his wiper out and wiping Maratha in class.
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A really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect. *BRRRRRRrip* Oh yeah, that's a wiper!
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PG rated word for person who is an asswipe. Harry Reid's public shit for brains lies make him a real wiper.
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Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.) Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him. |
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