"Damn your as creepy as a Winters!"
"If you don't pluck your nose hairs you'll turn into a Winters for sure."
It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.
However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.
Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside.
Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season.
Timmy: HEY big brother!!! It's winter! Wanna go build a snowman?!?!"
John: Go fuck yourself.
2. Winter is an awesome season and can also be a woman's name. She is gorgeous, fun, very loving, and has an amazing personality. She has great friends and a loving family!
3. As a great philosopher and academic once wrote: W is for wonderful...I is for intelligent...N is for nifty...T is for terrific...E is for economically correct...R is for radder than a rutabaga.
4. Lastly, there really is only one 'Winter' who can truly brighten and enhance your life. If you have not yet sought her out, you must, otherwise your life will forever remain dull and incomplete.
Dude 2: Winter, man! I love those books!
Dude 1: Ya, JK Rowling is so winter for coming up with that genius stuff.
Oh that was Winter, she is very creative.