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Any being that is filled with win and can perform insta-wins at any given moment. Jack:Dude what do you think i should say before i die.
John:Respawn in 10 9 8 7 6 5... Jack:wow your a total winston |
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can be a sweet heart when its just you and him, but when hes around a bunch of other people he can be a complete asshole. hes charming, sexy, has a nice body, can almost have any girl he wants, amazing at fucking. can be a total bad ass when he wants to be..or at least he thinks he's a bad ass. krystal:"damn look at that fine ass winston over there!"
jen:"isnt he an asshole to you though?" krystal:"only when hes around a lot of other people.." |
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| 3. | Winston | ||
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A duck. The most awesome duck known to man-kind. "Dude, I saw Winston yesterday!"
"Holy Flying Horses! I gotta get that duck's autograph!" |
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(verb) to ask a ridiculously inappropriate/ blatantly obvious question at the most random time. or To make an obvious point when it is totally unnecessary. Teacher: "Do we have any little questions to raise?"
(To Winston) Student: "Define...little" "What type of food does a dog eat?" (To Winston) "Dog...now thats a very vague term...define dog" "shit! we still haven't done freshfields" |
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| 5. | winston | ||
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The name given to a small and cute penis! "What a cute little Winston you have!"
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The male reproductive organ; the penis. Steve's eyes widened as the man's Winston overtook him.
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The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week." noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"
wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it." noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!" wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week." |
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