Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here
Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!
The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.
Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"
COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.
"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."
COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.
VERDICT: Not college material.
Mr Y: "Shit, shite, and shit!"