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1) A frozen shithole
2) A dogshit dildo
3) Fucking over
4) Steven Stapleton's armpit
5) Mandatory scat feed
6) Dog pooh
7) A boiling pot of cranberries
Die Winnipeg Die Die Die Fuckers Die
by TheKeithD November 09, 2008
 
23.
Winnipeg is one big native reserve where the Indians will shank you without blinking. You will never see any more dirty savages anywhere else. It's the murder, car theft, gang (?)and car theft capatal of Canada. Crumbling roads and hot summers follewed by bone chilling winters. Has to be one of the worst places in Canada to live. Avoid even flying over Winnipeg in case your plane has to make an emergency landing.
Winnipeg, God doesn't live here.
by Stuck Here December 25, 2007
 
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From a purely Darwinian evolutionary perspective, it can be shown that the city of Winnipeg (and for that matter practically all of Manitoba) is full of stupid people; An entire province full of brain-dead idiots and morons, descended from a long line settlers who were obviously too mentally retarded to leave this place after their first winter here.

The smart people, upon arriving in Manitoba, took a look at the utter desolation of the land, the complete lack of scenery, the summertime bugs, the agonizing miserable Arctic hell-hole winters, shook their heads and said "See ya!" and immediately headed South. The stupid people stayed and started a dirty, crime-ridden, bleak and miserable city that must surely be the most depressing place in Canada to live in.

The fact that there are any people living in this miserable awful place at all, when there are so very very many better places to live on this planet, proves that there must be something very lacking in their intelligence. (Mine too, I guess, though I am trying to leave!)
Smart settler: "Hmm. 6 months of intolerable winter, 3 months of miserable spring/fall weather, 3 months of mosquito infested summer."

Dumb settler": "Duh... looks good, eh? Look at dat purdy tree! I call it Winnipeg!"

Smart settler: "Yeah, ok. Good luck with that. I'm outa here!"
by Brain-dead Winnipegger January 31, 2008
 
25.
Though it’s the capital of Manitoba, the noun Winnipeg is sometimes used as a general derogatory term when a person wants to insult another.

Often used as a substitute for “fuck” Winnipeg can be used to insult anyone or anything.

Known for voting NDP, the inhabitants of Winnipeg are truly lacking common sense, thus the noun “Winnipegger” was born.
Look at that fool, what a Winnipegger. Or: I am sick and tired of you bull shit, just Winnipeg off and get outta my face...you Winnipegger.
by Frankieoooooooooo June 06, 2007