From a purely Darwinian evolutionary perspective, it can be shown that the city of Winnipeg (and for that matter practically all of Manitoba) is full of stupid people; An entire province full of brain-dead idiots and morons, descended from a long line settlers who were obviously too mentally retarded to leave this place after their first winter here.
The smart people, upon arriving in Manitoba, took a look at the utter desolation of the land, the complete lack of scenery, the summertime bugs, the agonizing miserable Arctic hell-hole winters, shook their heads and said "See ya!" and immediately headed South. The stupid people stayed and started a dirty, crime-ridden, bleak and miserable city that must surely be the most depressing place in Canada to live in.
The fact that there are any people living in this miserable awful place at all, when there are so very very many better places to live on this planet, proves that there must be something very lacking in their intelligence. (Mine too, I guess, though I am trying to leave!)
Smart settler: "Hmm. 6 months of intolerable winter, 3 months of miserable spring/fall weather, 3 months of mosquito infested summer."
Dumb settler": "Duh... looks good, eh? Look at dat purdy tree! I call it Winnipeg!"
Smart settler: "Yeah, ok. Good luck with that. I'm outa here!"
the only place to have the following seasons.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sluts. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.
We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.
20 Winnipeg facts/tips:
1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
5)great party city.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.
12)lots of sluts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.
Winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.
Let's go party our fucking asses off in Winnipeg!
Pretty big city in Manitoba, Canada. It gets unbelievably hot in the summer (yes, hot in Canada!) and deathly cold in the winter. Lots of rivers, and the cops find bodies in them alot. I can see why they named one the Red River... LOL. People can just tell when you're not from there, but thats not necessarily a bad thing. A very diverse city. It doesn't get the credit it deserves.
"Winnipeg; Where the strong survive and the rest leave town." - Chris Walter
hell - frozen over in the winter, with a wicked local band scene and awesome summers!
by anonymous Oct 17, 2003 add a video
THAT'S in Canada.
Your cuter than a guinea pig.... I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S in Canada.
An up-and-coming Canadian city with about 660,000 people in the city proper and 710,000 in the metro. It spent a few decades on the decline, but has been showing a huge comeback in the past 5 years in economics, commerce, culture, politics, etc.
If I was going to live anywhere in Canada, I'd live in Winnipeg.