Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
"Raise your right hand and say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."