| 1. | Wingman Code of Honor | ||
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the code that shows how to be a good Wingman. RULE #1 An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners. RULE #2 A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs. RULE #3 A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES. RULE #4 If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above. RULE #5 Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive. And finally RULE #6 its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst. RULE #1
guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one." guy 2"no shit your not takin 2." RULE #2 guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this." guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with." RULE #3 guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool." guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me." RULE #4 guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up." guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for." RULE #5 guy 1 "man i m going back in there." guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are." RULE #6 guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april." guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up." guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro." guy 2"thats why im here." |
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