2. Giving a guy a blumpkin while on a cruise ship
3. A violent dump; the result of definition 1.
2. The young girl gave her boyfriend a blumpkin while on the rocky seas on their cruise, her head hitting the sink repeatedly.
3. After eating lunch at the Windy J with her family, the girl decided to use the public restroom in order to drop a Windy J (3), resulting in her eyes rolling back in her head and a bad case of the shakes.