Noun; The term used for taking one's dick and rubbing it back and forth on another's forehead.
Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 13, 2013
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the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.
by Ryan Zedonks August 03, 2007
Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels
"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*
by masterpoopsock January 12, 2014
The act of forehand slapping a woman across the face and subsequently backhand slapping her with the same hand. A tool at a man's disposal generally used to keep a woman inline.
Wife: "I made your favorite, meatloaf!"
Husband: "I hate meatloaf."
*Windshield Wiper*
Husband: "Now make me some meatBALLS you hag."
by HalfChromo August 04, 2012
When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.
by aylibar12 December 08, 2008
Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
by The Muffin Man May 07, 2004

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