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7. Windshield Wiper
When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.
The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.
1. Windshield Wiper
the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.
2. Windshield Wiper
The act of forehand slapping a woman across the face and subsequently backhand slapping her with the same hand. A tool at a man's disposal generally used to keep a woman inline.
Wife: "I made your favorite, meatloaf!"
Husband: "I hate meatloaf."
*Windshield Wiper*
Husband: "Now make me some meatBALLS you hag."
3. Windshield Wiper
A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!

Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
4. Windshield Wiper
When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
Dude, tom and suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.
5. windshield wiper
When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.
"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."
6. Windshield Wiper
When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.
- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.
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