When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.
The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.
by becky mickckcialalakz\iz September 04, 2008
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the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.
by Ryan Zedonks August 03, 2007
- While licking a woman's erogenous area and your wiping your index finger back and forth over her wet clitoris.
I was eating her pussy and rubbing her clit like a windshield wiper and she came and squirted all over my batman bed spread! Hope my girl doesn't notice!
by Sel-Block May 03, 2015
Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels
"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*
by masterpoopsock January 12, 2014
Noun; The term used for taking one's dick and rubbing it back and forth on another's forehead.
Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 13, 2013
The act of forehand slapping a woman across the face and subsequently backhand slapping her with the same hand. A tool at a man's disposal generally used to keep a woman inline.
Wife: "I made your favorite, meatloaf!"
Husband: "I hate meatloaf."
*Windshield Wiper*
Husband: "Now make me some meatBALLS you hag."
by HalfChromo August 04, 2012
When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.
by aylibar12 December 08, 2008

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