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2.
a shitty operating system created by a monopoly. Commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to RTFM. The only feature that Windoze has that Linux doesn't is the BSOD, commonly seen by Windoze users.
Linux is a million times better than Windoze
by I hate winblows November 11, 2003
 
1.
Derogatory internet slang for Microsoft Windows.
by ChibiTaryn August 01, 2003
 
3.
To sleep infront of your computer after the system being down for several seconds.
Windows ME started lagging, so I Windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named Jeffrey.
by B-Drac July 26, 2003