a shitty operating system created by a monopoly. Commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to RTFM. The only feature that Windoze has that Linux doesn't is the BSOD, commonly seen by Windoze users.
Linux is a million times better than Windoze
by I hate winblows November 11, 2003
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Derogatory internet slang for Microsoft Windows.
by ChibiTaryn August 01, 2003
To sleep infront of your computer after the system being down for several seconds.
Windows ME started lagging, so I Windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named Jeffrey.
by B-Drac July 26, 2003

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