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The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes blue screen of death phenomenons.
"Hey look, a record! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!"
by Anonymous November 06, 2002
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A definition on Urban Dictionary used by minority Apple fans to whine about Windows because there's not much else to do on a mac.
Tired of playing with the dock and dashboard widgets, the mac user opened up Internet Explorer: Mac Edition to create anti-microsoft definitions on urbandicionary.

Meanwhile, the Windows user played Half-Life 2, glad he had an OS with developers.
by cynical1 January 03, 2006
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1. An opening or a panel built into a wall, roof, or floor inside structure to permit the pass through of light or air.

2. implies Microsoft Windows. A computer operating system developed by Microsoft. First released in 1985, running on top of MS-DOS, in order to implement a graphical user interface (GUI) computing.
"dude, I am suffocating!!"
"well, open the fucking windows!!"

"hey man, there are these faggots arguing about Windows vs. Linux again..."
"who gives a shit, I use whatever the hell I like."
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Glass panes common in the walls of buildings, especially sky scrapers, allowing people inside to see the outside and to let light in.
Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes.

Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible Windoze.
Yesterday, I was wondering if it was raining or not, so I looked outside through the windows and saw that it was, in fact, raining. Without my windows, I could have gotten wet.
by Glasshole June 23, 2004
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1.) Noun

An operating system for computers developed by the Microsoft Corporation. Despite the fact that it's pretty reliable most of the time, all people do is bitch and moan incessantly (especially nerds) about how it plainly sucks so much even though Windows OS runs about 90% of the PC market, so there's nothing they can really do about it because it's obviously successful. So instead of doing something about how much they hate windows, like, you know, maybe taking their asses to the Apple store to buy a damn Mac instead, or maybe formatting their hard drive and installing Linux, they just sit at home and bitch about how much they hate Windows, but they use it anyway which makes them massive hypocrites.

2.) Noun

An opening constructed in a wall or roof that functions to admit light or air to an enclosure and is often framed and spanned with glass mounted to on a track to allow opening and closing.
1.) OMG! I hate Windows OS so much! I can write my papers for school, make power points, email, store movies, music, and photos, chat, surf the web, and customize my wallpaper on Windows! I hate it so much! OMG!! Dexter just signed onto AIM! *begins chatting*

2.) Dude, open a window. It's freaking hot in this place.
by Asawisper July 19, 2008
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A highly effective virus that spread itself by the using of instalations, saved in licensed Compact Discs, mostly instaled in the drive C:, no antivirus is available at the moment, but the method of formatting works very well.

approximately 70% of the population have infected computers with this virus... and counting...
fook !! my pc has windows xp !!!!!!!!
by zxkry December 07, 2003
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An idea created by the wiggles for an operating system, then bill gates started, by stealing everything he could get his hands on.
Let sing a song, Wake up jeff, the wiggles is on the computer now.
by ReDucTor August 08, 2003
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