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An opportunity.When one door closes, you can jump out the window.
Hey she took the window and made a fortune selling snax at the footy.
by Susy the Hot May 31, 2004
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Something really crap, useless, or that doesn't work properly. Possible synonym for mindfuck.
OMG, did you see Leeds United last night on Match of the Day? They were really Windows!
by YANGTZE2000 September 10, 2003
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a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.
A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"
by Linx_rulz September 10, 2006
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Something that wasn't good enough to be named Doors
Windows crashed on me again.
by Rip off October 25, 2003
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Windows is a gay, perverted, assholeistic, minging, wanking, twating poor excuse for an OS.
Created by the worlds biggest asshole Bill Gates who thinks he can premote his company by donating money to charity.
Windows is the most unstable OS you will ever come across with its frequent crashes, spyware, viruses not to mention the tonnes of other shit that can infect it.
One question "Why with all the different versions of Windows and tell people to buy it because its got better security and better stability, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT SECURE AND STABLE IN THE 1ST PLACE U ASSHOLES?!"
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Remember Kiddies, always use Linux ! :D
Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: I just bought the new version of Windows !
Guy 1: Any Good ?
Guy 1: .....
Guy 1: ........
*Guy 2 Appears to be offline*
*Guy 2 Has Signed in*
Guy 1: Where did you go ?
Guy 2: My new version of Windows Crashed :(
Guy 1: Dude, you should seriously use Linux ¬_¬
by shoon81 July 22, 2006
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A thing to look out of when you want to be serious
Me: *Looks out window*
Wife: What did you need?
Me: I know you ate the last cookie... I want a divorce.
by AlexWhiteRules August 25, 2010
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A new invention that lets you see thru walls.
by Shang November 12, 2003
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