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3.
A lot harder to open than its glass counterpart.
Windows, which was copied, edited, then sold for billions by Bill Gates(see antichrist ), is just as good as Linux or Mac OS X, without the whole "Working" and "running" thing. To sum it up: The worst mistake of your life would be to buy it.
Person 1: " OMG, I accidently just blew up my office, killing thousands!"
Person 2: " You think you made a mistake? I BOUGHT WINDOWS!"
by Manux June 12, 2004
 
8.
A definition on Urban Dictionary used by minority Apple fans to whine about Windows because there's not much else to do on a mac.
Tired of playing with the dock and dashboard widgets, the mac user opened up Internet Explorer: Mac Edition to create anti-microsoft definitions on urbandicionary.

Meanwhile, the Windows user played Half-Life 2, glad he had an OS with developers.
by cynical1 January 03, 2006
 
9.
The fanciest version of Solitaire I've ever played.
Of course, we all love the BSOD every few minutes too. Silly Windows.
by Blue Ruse August 07, 2006
 
10.
Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.
"ERROR
Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
 
11.
1. a skank.

2. a flirtatious female who dresses provocatively and is generally thought of negatively.
"did you see freddricka flirt with ralph?"
"yeah, doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
"omgsh, yeah! what a window!"
by lawllisonly November 23, 2007
 
12.
1) A PC based operating system by Microsoft.

2) An opening in a house, building, or other structure to provide view and ventilation.

3) A slang term for crystal meth (methamphetamine). Derived from the term "glass" which is also a word used to describe crystal meth. Windows as in def. 2 are often made of glass. In some tweaker's meth addled mind "glass" equaled "windows" and a new meaning for the word was born. In addition the term seems appropriate as many tweakers either work in the computer field or enjoy computing in their spare time (as relating to def. 1).
Yo man, could you hook me up with some windows?
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
 
13.
1. A 32-bit Operating System with a graphical interface and 16-bit backwards compatibility for older applications. It was created by Microsoft Corporation.

2. A name that may refer to Windows NT or Operating Systems based on Windows NT such as Windows 2000 and Windows XP. Windows NT and it's variants were also developed by Microsoft Corporation. They are true 32-bit Operating Systems. They are not the same as Windows 9.x (3.1/95/98/ME).
1. Windows 3.1 is still used by some businesses today.

2. I downloaded and installed Service Pack 5 for Windows NT 4 Workstation.
by Gary Destruction June 13, 2003
 
14.
Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.
-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."
by Daniel November 18, 2003