It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"
"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"
"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"
"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....
*Explorer windows that regularly freeze up
*A proprietary web browser, Internet Explorer 7, that comes packaged with the system and cannot be uninstalled or deleted.
*400+ MB RAM usage right off the bat.
*Built-in DRM to restrict a users ability to do most anything.
*UAC (User Account Control), a wonderful feature that questions the intelligence of its users by asking if they're sure they want to do what they're trying to do, then double-checking that they didn't accidentally press "Yes" when they meant "No."
*Shadow-copy, and other similar hidden processes, that keep hidden backups of your data files to ensure that your privacy is always compromised.
*New versions of old familiar tools that remove all those pesky progress displays and status indicators, so you have no idea whether the program is actually doing anything or not (because that's none of your business). For example, the new checkdisk and defrag.
*A complete new set of security holes for virusus, adware, trojans, etc to exploit.
*The new "aero" interface, which is incompatible with almost everything non-Microsoft.
Windows Vista is also known as Microsoft's latest attempt to create a product worse than windows ME.
Joe: "That's like the 10th time you've said that in the last hour!"