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This could be the.....*Crash*
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*

*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*

*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"
by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004
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crappiest windows OS ever created. even win98 was better. it wasnt ready when micro$hit released it. also it uses the crappyass fat32 file system rather than the sexy NTFS that NT/2K/XP use.
"damn i wish i had win2k or winxp... im stuck with this crappy winme... its so crashy im goin nuts!"
by amd>intel December 26, 2003
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Windows Mass Error. Windows ME is an OS directed towards consumers that was released in 2000. It looks like Windows 2000 on the outside, but on the inside it's full of more bugs than a beehive.
Windows ME user: lol windos me iz teh ro><or
Windows XP user: No it isn't.
Windows ME user: u r rong
Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you.
Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.
by GastonRabbit July 11, 2004
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A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."
I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.
by assassin25 April 27, 2005
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Windows Millennium Edition, or Miserable Edition. Unstable and prone to crashes.
by windowsgirl November 17, 2007
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See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.
lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
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Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?
by ExKay August 09, 2003
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Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.
Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).

We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.

New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.

The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.

The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out
by Marc August 01, 2004
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