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The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.
by Spork August 29, 2003
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The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.
by Teh Kitteh December 27, 2003
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When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.
Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL
by mol3mole April 06, 2004
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The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.
Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.
by Paul June 22, 2004
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I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.
Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003
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The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional
Hello, I--*crash*
by dj gs68 July 07, 2003
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It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*
by Krill December 30, 2003
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