See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.
My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.
The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.
The "Mellinium" edition of windows
, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.
The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.
Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.
When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.
Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL
aka "Megaflop Edition"
We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.
Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
1: Either a cruel... cruel joke or one more reason why Bill Gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of AIDS.
2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.
1: OMG, Bill was serious with the ME!! GET THE AIDS ROCK!!
2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.