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Noun: The most craptastically amazing Operating System ever to come since Windows 7 Build 7600. Supposubly build by Apple in an agreement that Microsoft will stop with the Laptop Hunter ads that mock Apple's high prices. The kernel is based off of the HP7 (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows) source and those little brown poppy things in that expanding bag in your microwave. Verb: Windows doesn't eat! Get a brain already! Synonyms: Windows BA, Windows Ocho, Windows Beast, This Thingy On The Screen, Windows Lepard, WinGNOME, Micro-Apple-Soft-Dows-Ux-Pard, Windows * "What are you using?"
"A computer" "With what?" "A Mouse" "What's this thingy on the screen?" "A Pixel" "For the love of Michael Jackson what is that operating system!" "Windows 8" Incorrect Verb Usage: "Why is Windows Vista (Build 6002) afraid of Windows 7 (Build 7600)? Because Windows 7, 8, 95. |
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1) The next Windows Vista 2) Windows Phone 7 for computers. 3) Microsoft's next operating system that should run on desktops or tablets. It will have 2 different interfaces. Neither interface will run apps compatible with the other interface, and will ultimately lead into a huge failure. 4) 15+ gigabytes of code for what Linux could have done with 4-5 gigabytes. p1: Hey, I love Windows 8. It looks just like windows should have been in 2007. And it will run on tablets.
p2: YEAH RIGHT. You know it's just a phone OS for desktop right? p1: Really? But it will have a new interface and new apps store and everything. p2: But the new interface won't run your old apps, and the app store will be more bolted down that Apple's app store. Dumbass. |
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It's the OS by Microsoft following Windows 7. Because 8 is after 7 you dumbass. Dude what the fuck is after Windows 7!!!!1one!
Windows 8 you faggot. Oh yeah I forgot!!!one1!1 |
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Noun: The most craptastically amazing Operating System ever to come since Windows 7 Build 7600. Supposubly build by Apple in an agreement that Microsoft will stop with the Laptop Hunter ads that mock Apple's high prices. The kernel is based off of the HP7 (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows) source and those little brown poppy things in that expanding bag in your microwave. Verb: Windows doesn't eat! Get a brain already! Synonyms: Windows BA, Windows Ocho, Windows Beast, This Thingy On The Screen, Windows Lepard, WinGNOME, Micro-Apple-Soft-Dows-Ux-Pard, Windows * "What are you using?"
"A computer" "With what?" "A Mouse" "What's this thingy on the screen?" "A Pixel" "For the love of Michael Jackson what is that operating system!" "Windows 8" Incorrect Verb Usage: "Why is Windows Vista (Build 6002) afraid of Windows 7 (Build 7600)? Because Windows 7, 8, 95. |
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