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Window Dressing 

The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.
Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.
Window Dressing by Ms.Bg June 27, 2008
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window dressing 

(n.) window dressing is the act of disguising a loan by taking money in exchange for the use of a business' asset(s). It shows on the financial statements that the company has both the money AND the asset, making the profits much larger when in reality it has restricted or no use of the asset. The extended definition of money laundering puts window dressing into a legal grey area, whereby it is not perfectly legal, but not illegal enough to build a real case against.
Everyone, from large companies trying to improve their profits, to hustlers on the street wanting extra cash in thier pockets is in to window dressing.
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Window dressing 

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.
I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.
Window dressing by Curtain cum August 29, 2018

Window Dressing 

When two females pull there meat sheets together while scissoring
I was never the same after I walked in and found my girlfriend and step mom window dressing...

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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