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Pain that comes from watching a loved one leave through the window
X: I lied to her again, now I have to watch her leave through the window

Y: Guess that's why they call it window pain..
by IamBeowolf January 08, 2011
5 more definitions
That terrible, gut wrenching feeling one gets - usually a woman - after seeing something displayed in a store window that they can't possibly afford without the prospect of prostitution.
As I was returning from my lunch break at Mcburger the other day I happened to pass by Macys where I saw a girl with the most abject look of window pain on her face that you've ever seen.
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
Whilst in the act of intercourse, the man picks the woman up and stuffs her through an open window; while she supports herself in the window, the man aggressively slams the window shut repeatedly on his penis, which is resting in the windowsill.


Can also be used as a verb, windowpaining.
ex1:

dude1: Dude, did you see that girl hanging out of that window naked? I wonder what she was doing.

dude2: It's just the old windowpain my friend.


ex2:

dude1: oh man dude, my dick hurts so bad right now. I windowpained the shit out of Kelsey last night.

dude2: That's so hot, man, I wish Amanda would let me do it to her.
by Bob Winston September 17, 2008
An awesome sounding hacker tag.
liek ohemjay d00d u just got h4><0r3d bai teh Window Pains
by MaximumOverdrive October 20, 2008
whilst having sex with ones girlfriend, wife, or boyfriend i suppose, the screen in a window is removed, and the receiver is hung out the window. the giver then repeatedly slams the window frame down on the penis, resulting in pain and satisfaction at the same time.
Dude 1: hey man, i totally windowpained with megan last night!
Dude 2: wicked! how was it?
Dude 1: o it hurt so good!
by oldskoolkid October 16, 2008
Window Pain
To Window Pain is to take LSD by using a eye dropper,
and placing drops into the eye. It is a fast and effective
way to take acid inducing the desired effect almost emediatly.

Mr. Stickey Ickey Window Pained Some Acid today.
by Mr. Stickey Ickey April 26, 2007

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